I don’t have a whole lot to say about The War®, but I will say this…

If this planet doesn’t get it together and join forces, it doesn’t matter what color your skin is, or what country you live in, or what your beliefs are, we’ll all be slaving away in the salt mines for our alien overlords.

People, we must prepare! Will you stand by my side and fight against the aliens? It’s only a matter of time. The impending invasion grows nearer everyday. It’s happened before, and it’ll happen again, only this time all the citizens of planet Earth will be the victims…

Either that or those damn dirty apes will take over while we’re busy fighting each other. Generally speaking, ape does not kill ape.

This has been a public service annoucement brought to you by Citizens Against Slavery to Alien Overlords… and/or Apes.

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