2004.01.29

So Steve “Vegan Warrior” Jobs is now selling sugar-water to the kids. The kids will thusly buy the sugar-water and then get “free” (as in beer) music from the iTunes Music Store. And the best part? It’s all legal. They’ve even got a nice background song in “I Fought the Law (and the Law Won)” to go with it. I personally would have choosen the version recorded by the Clash, but that would have caused the kids to say “Who are the Clash?” so they got a bunch of kids who played in Grant’s basement years ago to do it instead. Probably payed them in sugar-water. Or iPods. Of course I’m sure all those Pepsi-drinking kids will be more than happy to purchase an iPod of their very own.

Anyway, I’m sure you’ll want to see the thing, or at least read about it. Your Mac Life has the scoop.

So while people are all hyped about “Reality Television” we sit patiently for Steve to unveil “Reality Distortion Television” which is a land where you can pretend Steve Jobs is drinking a Sierra Mist while listening to the Clash…

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