I was going to warn you people that a product called Plastic Wood is not something you want to let dry on your fingers. In fact, the only thing that might be worse is a deadly combination of Plastic Wood, paint and caulk, all welded to your fingers in one big messy goo.

I’ve scrubbed four times now and my fingers (where I still have skin) remain a bit white and wood colored. Oh well, it’s a look…