Dear co-workers…

I threw out the chocolate milk in the refrigerator we share. It was not mine, and no one seemed to know whose it was. Luckily you were all too polite to touch anyone else’s stuff, but I figured since it expired in November of 2004, it was time to go. If it was yours and you still wanted it, well, sorry…

P.S. If it was your 4 month old chocolate milk and you had planned to drink it, you should be thanking me, I probably saved your life.

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