Today I typed the following in an email message:

I have very little experience using Word or Excel.

And you know what? It’s true.

It feels good to be a gangsta…

2 Responses to “Very Little Experience”

  1. mandrakeNo Gravatar says:

    Peter: …it doesn’t really matter. I uh, I don’t like my job, and, uh, I don’t think I’m gonna go anymore.
    Joanna: You’re just not gonna go?
    Peter: Yeah.
    Joanna: Won’t you get fired?
    Peter: I don’t know, but I really don’t like it, and, uh, I’m not gonna go.
    Joanna: So you’re gonna quit?
    Peter: Nuh-uh. Not really. Uh… I’m just gonna stop going.

    Joanna: Well, what are you going to do about money and bills and…
    Peter: You know, I’ve never really liked paying bills. I don’t think I’m gonna do that, either.

    We sometimes show “Office Space” to (the right) new hires as an orientation film. ;)

  2. Office Space as a training film? I’d assume they either laugh, knowing the hell they’re about to enter, or run screaming knowing the hell they’re about to enter…

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