A conversation that may or may not have happened while two people were brushing their teeth…

Person #1: Today when I came in the bathroom the cat was licking my toothbrush…

Person #2: Ugh! That’s gross! She didn’t lick my toothbrush did she?

Person #1: No.

Person #2: Good. Because that is completely and totally disgusting.

Person #1: She was sitting on your toothbrush while she was licking mine…

For extra fun, pretend the cat is loved by Person #1 and tolerated by Person #2.

(Just to clarify, this did not happen to me. I keep my toothbrush in a drawer. Besides, my cats are too busy licking themselves and each other to look for random objects to lick…)

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