I rasterboy, (aka 'Pete', aka 'Psycho') hereby formally declare war against Microsoft for the following reasons.

1. I feel Microsoft has stifled innovation in the computer industry (software *and* hardware)
2. I believe Microsoft's products to be of questionable quality.
3. I have suffered numerable headaches caused by Microsoft and it's products.
4. I believe Microsoft engages in 'mind control' practices, thusly explaining why their inferior products are so widely used.
5. I don't like them.

I am declaring war on behalf of the millions of people around the world who have had to use the products of Microsoft.

I expect a Formal Letter of Apology (heretofore known as an FLA) in response to this Formal Declaration of War (heretofore know as an FDW.) This FLA can be delivered to me by the Microsoft Corporation, or in electronic format on the index page of the Microsoft Web Site. In addition to this, Microsoft should cease all operations immediately, disband, and go home.

Alternately, if Microsoft does not agree to these terms, they will feel my wrath, not unlike the wrath of a million scorpions stinging the bottom of a human being, creating a pain that would not allow on the sit for weeks, possibly months. I will destroy Microsoft are feed it's carcass to the millions that suffered and the hand of it's <SARCASM>innovative, cutting-edge products</SARCASM>

Prepare to be destroyed!

Signed (in blood) rasterboy