RasterWeb: Misc: Computer Nerd Insults

I came up with some new insults for the computer-addicted crowd.

• He's a few K short of a Meg.
  
  
• He's a few Meg short of a Gig.
  
  
• He's not the fastest node in the cluster.
  
  
• He's not the fastest disk in the Raid.
  
  
• He's not the higest quality JPEG on the page.
  
  
• He's a few pixles short of a GIF.
  
  
• He's a few binaries short of a distribution.
  
  
• He's a few functions short of a module.
  
  
• He's a few commands short of a query.
  
  
• He's a few patterns short of a regex.
  
  
• He's a few objects short of a class.
  
  
• He's a few tables short of a database.
  
  
• He's not the fastest query in the call.
  
  
• He's not the higest resolution display in the office.
  
  
• He's not the fastest router on the network.
  
  
• He's a few hubs short of a LAN.
  
  
• He's not the most secure firewall on the network.
  
  
• He's a kernel short of an operating system.
  
  

Got a new one? Send it our way!

  Last Modified: 03.02.2001 by rasterboy