Operation Ivy in V Acts

I wrote a play based on Operation Ivy's first album... here it is!

Act I

"Hey, can you help me get the top off of this barrel?"
"Did you try using your basic radio?"
"Yes"
"Did you try using your sound system?"
"No"
"Try that, it usually works, but take warning, if a crowd assembles, you may have to disperse them with..."

Act II

She is what the kids would call... "a bombshell" or "a looker..." Oooh...

Act III

Blam! Blam! Bankshot!

Act IV

"You know, one of these days, they're gonna find you in bad town"
"No more bad town"
"No more bad town?"
"That's right, I'm going to the big city!"

Act V

Prince: "Hey, wanna grab lunch?"
Pat Boone: "Sure!"