Search This!
Search This! is the inverted way to not find what you weren't looking for. These are the words that fill the seats, that leave 'em rolling in the aisles, that satisfy like you never thought a candy bar could. In other words, people came to this site by searching with these words. Or something like that...
We now interrupt this web page for this special broadcast...
NUDE! NUDE! NUDE! Ok folks, there are NO nude photos of people on this site. At least none that I know of... and there are no nude drawings or artwork on this site. And there won't be unless I scan in my old Life Drawing sketchbook. So why do so many people come to this site by using the search terms futurama nude or power puff girls nude? I mean, what are you expecting to see? I'm truly curious! I've never had any desire to see the Power Puff Girls nude, but the fact that either one person is continually looking for this subject matter, or worse, many people are, makes me wonder what all the fuss is about...
You people are going to warp my enjoyment of two wonderful animated series just because you want to see Bender with his coverings off, or Mojo Jojo without his cape and helmet. Take a cold shower... sheesh!
Ok, I did a bit more investigating. Try this search http://google.yahoo.com/bin/query?p=power+puff+girls+nude&hc=0&hs=0 and see where this site comes up. It comes up as #1 as of my writing this. All because on 07.29.1999 I used the phrase "Power Puff Girls" and "nude" on the same page. And then I added to the madness by mentioning it on this page. And I'm adding to it again by writing about it and providing a link. Recursively making it worse and worse. Be careful what you write. This site will probably be labelled as "adult content" by some weird filtering software now... (I'm probably going to start using the alternate spelling, aka "newd" - maybe that will help.)
Whew, with that out of the way... the old 'Search This!' madness is here.
Menard's guy
Last I heard Ray was still living in Eau Clarie, Wisconsin. He stopped doing Menard's commercials for a while while some st00pid broad did them, then he came back. Probably kicked her ass too! Oh, he's mentioned here.
allan havey
Allan Havey was great on Night After Night. Well, at least I enjoyed it.
Kick Yer Ass GIRLS
I suppose that adequetly describes my kids.
stanioch
Mike Stanioch comes up when I ask myself: Where Are They Now?
karen's nice butt page
While true, I don't think I've mentioned that here...
For premo "butt" action try this or this.
butt photos
But... butt... But what? Butt nothing...
playboy miss february 2000
Um, I don't know for sure, but maybe Playboy Magazine has some sort of website...
playboy centerfolds photos
(see above!)
kamala
Kamala yes, Karnivores, no...
spy video camera install hire
Need a spy or video camera installed? Hire me!
marchfirst consultant
Did I mention that marchFIRST sucks?
death peach
What the hell is a "death peach?" Does it have something to do with "Peaches and Herb" or maybe "Peaches and Herbicide?"
Mexico ho's
Hmmm, is that a new menu item at Taco Bell? El huh?
cleveland bound death sentence
Yeah, don't get me started...Where Are They Now?
Aaron Cometbus
I just said don't get me started!
jack saturn
He's over here. You weren't looking for "jackthemack" were you?
attabox
Born Against is... Born against is? Adam?
Plasma Alliance
There's two kinds of people, those who've sold their plasma, and those who never will.
kambrick
Tell me where, where, where are you now? Right around the Koerner!
frontpage sucks
Duh... tell me something I don't know...
how to use blogger
I'm afraid I wouldn't know...
king vitamin
Does that old King scare you?
