Search This! (1)
Aren't those log files great! Everyone's favorite part of the log files are those wacky search terms. You know, the things people type in to try to find things, but end up finding your site instead? And now by putting these terms on a page I'm adding even *more* to the confusion... Ha!
Actually, I'll let this page serve as a guide to what people might have found by mistake when they were really looking for someone else... does that make any sense?
how to spell check the web
Yeah, I wish I knew how to do that, it's pretty evident on this site I can't even spell check my own pages...
pictures daughter 14 years
Hmmm, my kids aren't that old, must be a typo...
the power puff girls nude
Ummm, no.
VTech Computers
Yeah, we use VTech Computers...
G4 video capture jerks
I use a G4, I sometimes do video capture, and hey, I'm a jerk! Finally, a match that makes sense!
Dan Duchaine's death
Ack! I hope Dan Duchaine didn't die! (There were other Yahoo searches for "Dan Duchaine", I think this is the only one that had 'death' in it...)
stiff ducks
No clue on that one...
destroy everything
Yup, you know it!
how to destroy
I like that one...
Cleveland Bound Death Sentence
I used to hang out with CBDS - The originals, not the fakes... (just kidding Aaron!)
year 3000
y3k remains a big problem...
Futurama nude
Sorry, no 'nude' - but I do mention Futurama often...
sources for yoo-hoo chocolate drink
I *wish* there was a source around here for Yoo-Hoo!
savant genius
Yeah, that describes me...
big mac pumpkin
Yeah, we got pumpkins...
ms frontpage sucks
Now *that* should get millions of matches ;)
garbagemen
I hate the garbagemen...
heal the bay 5k run
No running here, I did mention the 5k web site contest...
LAUGH-YOUR-ASS-OFF
Oh yeah! You've come to the right place! Guffaw, guffaw...
pure funny joke stuff
See above...
giant red spot
Yup, had one on my eye!
portholes
No portholes, but we do have a blackhole...
be destroy
Again, I like it, I'm assuming it's because this site aims to destroy so many things...