crittersonice

Ok... I'm watching TV, cuz that's what I do, and I happen upon a foreign broadcast. The Spanish Channel I think it was, anyway, there's these people ice skating, which I normally have no interest in, but all of a sudden there's this bear ice skating. So I'm interested... I look and at first I think "hmmm, it's gotta be a guy in a bear suit, yeah, that's it! bears can't skate..." But the bear keeps going and ducks behind the curtain.

Then something happened which I couldn't believe. Out came a cow. Yes, you heard me. A COW! You know, big black and white four legged animal, holstein, I'm from Wisconsin, I know... It was a cow...

Insane.

So now I know that this ain't two guys in a cow suit, and that means there was nobody in a bear suit, hell, I'd forgotten about the bear, there was a COW ICE SKATING! And it was doing it pretty well. It kinda kept it's front legs stiff, and pushed with it's back legs. Geez, I can't even ice skate...

After that a guy came skating out with a goose or some such animal. It had wings and I don't think it was a duck, so I'm gonna say it was a goose. And this goose has little ice skates on it's little webbed feet. How they got ice skates to fit this goose I'll never know. So the guy puts the goose down and it kinda slips and slides and doesn't do a real good job of ice skating, at least not like the cow did. The goose kinda slid around for a bit then went behind the curtain. (wish I could have seen what else was behind the curtain!)

Anyway, that's one of the weirdest things I've seen in a while. And I've seen a lot of weird things.

moo!