RasterWeb: Rambles: rocks

"See, we pound in these nails with a rock, it's not the best way to do it, but it works, and you know, we're all familiar with these rocks, whaddaya gonna do? Get a hammer? No, we use rocks here..."

"Look, I know you guys are carpenters, but if you get hammers, then we'd have to know how to use rocks *and* hammers. Can't you just use rocks? That's what we're recommending for everyone. The more rocks we buy, the better deal we get"

"Yes, we have been getting complaints from people smashing their fingers, but whaddaya gonna do? We can send you some band-aids"

"You got one of those hammers? Hmmm, does it actually work? It can *remove* nails too? Next years rocks will be able to remove 2 nails at a time, and you'll be able to use a whole bunch of rocks in a cluster, to remove even more nails! By then your hammer will be obsolete, if they still even make them, I heard the company that makes hammers is going out of business"

"Can you even buy nails that work with that hammer of yours?"

and so it goes...

  Last Modified: 04.02.2001 by rasterboy