posts tagged with the keyword ‘doofus’

2007.07.26

It happened innocently enough. I had some index cards, and I started writing things on them. They were better than scraps of paper because they were more sturdy, and when I tossed them in my backpack, they didn’t get all crumpled up.

I kept putting these loose index cards into the front pocket of my backpack, and every now and then I’d take them out, look through them, rearrange them, and put them back. No problem.

Then I thought, maybe if I put a binder clip on them, they’d all stay together, and I could even put them in order. Wham! That was it. Before I even knew it, I was a Hipster Doofus with an index card/binder clip PDA

Hipster (Doofus) PDA

Of course mine does have 1GB of flash memory, which I find quite handy…

2005.09.19

I found this to be disturbing…. I found a major error as well… From CNN: Hold the phone: Trump on your cell (via ringtonia):

“When Donald Trump’s voice is coming out of your cell phone, everyone around you will know you mean business,” Trump said in a statement to the paper.

I’m pretty sure what that should say is:

“When Donald Trump’s voice is coming out of your cell phone, everyone around you will know that you are a complete jackass doofus loser,” everyone said.

Doesn’t the second version sound better? I thought so…

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