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Halloween 2013

The above photo is the best illustration of our Halloween activities… Actually, we had trick or treating the week before Halloween, and it was at night, and we finally live in a place that does it right! If we had 20 kids last year, that a stretch. This year, we probably saw between 100 and 200, and we scared the crap out of a bunch of them.

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Dana did most of the planning and decorating, and I did a lot of the prep work and prop making. This is the path (to the “graveyard”) kids had to walk down. It’s not too scary in the light, but by the time it got dark, it was fairly creepy.

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I hid in the tree near the front of the house (I had a shabby Frankenstein-style suit on) and I’d sort of reach out from the tree and say to kids “Master has a treat for you… in the graveyard!” and point them towards the side walkway…

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There were a few tombstones there, which Madeline and I made out of pink foam, grey primer, a hand saw, and a Dremel tool. they turned out pretty well for just winging it all. (And yes, spray paint will melt the pink foam if you put on too much, but we just used that to our advantage to give them a “weathered” look.)

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Dana also hung children’s dresses from the tree branches…

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And she put up stick crosses too. She said both were in the Blair Witch Project, which was filmed in Maryland, of course.

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And what would Halloween be without pumpkins? Also known as jack-o’-lanterns.

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And this was the cauldron… full of candy! I didn’t get a picture of myself, or the windows with silhouettes of bats, but we had those too. Oh, and scary sound effects playing as well.

We got some kudos from adult visitors and a few neighbors, and we only started one pumpkin on fire. Our neighbor across the street had to top that, so he started one of his trees on fire.(!?!?)

Oh, and let me tell you, when Dana plays a witch, she does not break character. She can frighten children of all ages! The trick is to scare them psychologically. I won’t go into details, but I will say that we found candy in the yard that was no doubt dropped by some children as they ran from our house.

Mwuhahahahaha! Happy Halloween, everyone!


I took the kids Trick or Treating over the weekend. Below are some observations (well, rules really) I came up with afterwards…

  • If you are old enough to drive, maybe you shouldn’t be trick or treating.
  • If you have to tell the person you are talking to on your Motorola RAZR to “Hold on” so you can say “Trick or Treat”, maybe you shouldn’t be trick or treating.
  • If you need to pull a wagon with 2 six packs of beer in it, maybe you shouldn’t take your kid trick or treating.
  • If you are not wearing anything that is recognizable as a costume, maybe you shouldn’t be trick or treating.
  • If you are going to complain about the candy you get 2 seconds after you get it, you don’t deserve any candy.
  • If you are a female below the age of 21, you should have your parents approve your costume.

Besides all that, we had a blast. Most people have some common sense which helps them navigate Trick or Treating, so I really can’t complain too much.

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I love the people who get so into it, they recruit every member of their family to be part of the show on the front lawn, either working the elaborate set, or dressing up like a maniac, or pretending to be a live pumpkin head… Halloween is one of my favorite holidays. There’s no baggage involved, it’s pretty much just about fun.


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