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DEAR SIR/MADAM:

I AM MR DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP…

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The Sick and The Dead

Well, one of those virus thingies knocked me out. No, not a Windows virus, what kind of irresponsible person would be running Windows? I’m talking about one of those real viruses. The kind that gets inside of you, the influenza kind. I ended up leaving work last Wednesday and didn’t make it back until Monday. Between that time, I did a lot of lying around groaning in pain, and used a lot of toilet paper. I went a few days without eating. I saw way too much Nickelodeon, I got very little work done, and I’m glad to be back. I really hate being sick. I suppose it might be my body’s way of telling me to slow it down a bit, but can’t it find another way?

Oh, the highlight was seeing Old School, which was freakin’ hilarious. I had heard I was funny, but that’s an understatement. It’s probably the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. Of course part of it could be due to being cooped up in the house 5 days straight doing little more that using the bathroom and not eating… Still, I enjoyed it quite a bit…