January 1998
01.30.1998	Still a classic page for pizza lovers... Reading Barcodes... My hamstring still hurts. Hamstring makes me thing of hamdick, which is slang for Kambrick, and in Kambrick of course, the 'am' is for radio, the 'brick' is for heavy, and the 'K' is for.... Ok, I give up, I tried to find a good link for Demise, but oddly enough I found a link to Davey's band, now that's a 'double-argh!'
01.29.1998	Here's my plasma joke of the day... "How do you feel after donating plasma?"   Drained! I found a nice Perl tutorial for beginners...
01.28.1998	My brother-in-law's sister has a site...
01.26.1998	Need Cash!? you can always exchange your boldily fluids for money, like I do... Everyone's got a plasmapheresis story... ok, not *everyone* Here's a photo of Plasma Alliance, an old Kent State band from the 80's... There's a MacPerl Book in the works that looks really cool, you can check out some sample chapters... Read some computer industry history
01.20.1998	Did you ever notice how times flies when you're beating your head against a wall? We will resume normal programming sooooooon.....
01.15.1998	I dig The Daily .WAV, and it has nothing to do with flailing your hand around... "It is not my goal to construct an empire" - I like that...
01.13.1998	Emma says Uh-Oh! Well, I missed a day of work because the female has an ear infection, and has lost her voice, and Emma has two ear infections... and just to make things really fun, its freeeeeezing out and I had to scrape thes inside of the JettWagon's windows, due to a hole in the windshield... (The JettWagon is what I call our Volkswagen Jetta.)
01.09.1998	Driving out of the alley today was like drivin' a slot car. (Also, I thought maybe we should call alleys 'communal driveways', ya know, to enhance their image...) Every year after a blizzard they tell ya not to over do it... and every year I over do it... argh... And yes, I did go to Chicago yesterday...
01.07.1998	My current projects include learning PERL (well, learning more than I know now!) as well as investigating QuickTime 3.0 when available, and while I'm at it, I figured I might as well learn the ins and outs of creating streaming media, ala Real... Gee, looks like Apple made some money, huh?
01.05.1998	Is there any escape from noise? Not in my house... Emma decided it would be good for everyone to get up around 5:00 AM today.... argh... I think the sequel to 'Sleep, what's that?' could be 'Sleep Deprivation: a way of life' Does anyone know why Aaron took the name of a defunct Milwaukee band from ten years ago and used it for the name of his current-day band? I'd like to know...
01.02.1998	The grade school I attended has a web site. Of course since I was there, they've torn down the building and built a new, futuristic-looking one. I find that amusing because when I went there I almost accidentally blew up the school, and I don't mean some lab experiment gone wrong kinda blow up, I'm talkin' boiler room incident involving a kid named Fred and a shut off valve... I always hated school anyway. I'd really like to do home schooling with Emma, but I guess we'll have to wait and see. She already seems much smarter than me! It's next year. I mean it's this year, but it's not last year anymore... I mean, it's 1998! I'll be busy all day fixing the 'Year 1998' problem... I should have known. Teen Angel is done by some guys who worked on The Simpsons... I think I found my new religion!
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