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Plastic Wood, Paint, and Caulk

I was going to warn you people that a product called Plastic Wood is not something you want to let dry on your fingers. In fact, the only thing that might be worse is a deadly combination of Plastic Wood, paint and caulk, all welded to your fingers in one big messy goo.

I’ve scrubbed four times now and my fingers (where I still have skin) remain a bit white and wood colored. Oh well, it’s a look…

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GeoURL is Back!

Ask has picked up the GeoURL baton and is running with it…

If that makes no sense to you, then see the GeoURL Log, which will hopefully explain things.

It’s still a bit beta (what isn’t nowadays!?) so it may be unavailable now and then, but it’s a great resource to have restored to the internets….

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Correspondence Review

I’m wondering if there is a word for this…

Have you ever analyzed an email exchange or IM log for things like hidden meanings in words or phrases? Or noticed certain words that you and another person both use? (I don’t mean common words like “the” or “and” I mean uncommon or made-up words, or even words you used in a post in the last week.) Or maybe mispellings of words which give them some sort of meaning that maybe was unintended? And what exactly does that smiley ;) mean in the context of the words around it!?

So, is this a known and existing condition? Have I reached nerdvana, or whatever the opposite of nerdvana is? I’m sure some egghead somewhere has done a study on this stuff…

Do normal people deal with things like this or just us computer geeks?

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Weather or Not

The weather data I pull from the NOAA and display for my own amusement showed me this today:

The temperature is 28° F and the current conditions are best described as “Ice Crystals”

The part that says “the current conditions are best described as” is what I wrote, but when it’s put together with “Ice Crystals” it just sounds weird. Luckily I put the current conditions inside quotes for just such an occasion…

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Life is a Movie

You know, I used to think that movies were usually crazy, as in, crazy things happened that didn’t normally happen in real life, or maybe the average person’s life, but the more I live, the more I’m convinced that I was wrong, really, really wrong, like maybe it’s often the opposite, because it seems that life can be pretty weird and crazy stuff can happen on a regular basis that you wouldn’t think would happen except on TV or in the movies…

I often make references to “my movie” (with apologies to JFA) in which the movie I write will have twisted outcomes to all of the standard movie plots and situations. Actually, I suppose I should start calling it “my film” because it would obviously not be commercially viable. True art rarely is.

Still, now that I firmly believe that everyday situations are just as crazy as the stuff in movies, I start to wonder if even that will be enough…