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DEAR SIR/MADAM:

I AM MR DARL MCBRIDE CURRENTLY SERVING AS THE PRESIDENT AND CHIEF EXECUTIVE OFFICER OF THE SCO GROUP…

See YOUR URGENT ASSISTANCE REQUIRED at Netcraft…

Well, one of those virus thingies knocked me out. No, not a Windows virus, what kind of irresponsible person would be running Windows? I’m talking about one of those real viruses. The kind that gets inside of you, the influenza kind. I ended up leaving work last Wednesday and didn’t make it back until Monday. Between that time, I did a lot of lying around groaning in pain, and used a lot of toilet paper. I went a few days without eating. I saw way too much Nickelodeon, I got very little work done, and I’m glad to be back. I really hate being sick. I suppose it might be my body’s way of telling me to slow it down a bit, but can’t it find another way?

Oh, the highlight was seeing Old School, which was freakin’ hilarious. I had heard I was funny, but that’s an understatement. It’s probably the funniest movie I’ve seen in years. Of course part of it could be due to being cooped up in the house 5 days straight doing little more that using the bathroom and not eating… Still, I enjoyed it quite a bit…

Oooh, Yves Piguet has carbonized GifBuilder!

Many were the hours I spent circa 1996 using the old version of GifBuilder under the old Mac OS…

Well, we spent the weekend in Iowa, and I’d love to recount the adventure, but I just don’t have the time right now…

In related news, it seems I’ll be going out east, towards College Park, Maryland in the near future. So if you’ve got anything to say about that particular location, let me know…

Recently I used the word ‘pundit’ and was asked to define the term. Upon reflection, I think the proper definition might be know it all jackass. Doubt me? Next time you encounter the word pundit, just use the phrase know it all jackass and see if it still makes sense.

Of course it all depends on the pundit being mentioned, but it seems to work with most pundits I’ve encountered so far…