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The Lonely Toaster

The Lonely Toaster

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a toaster
sits alone
atop a counter
where nothing goes

oh toaster
you look so lonely
won’t you warm up
this waffle…
just for me?

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This changes everything, even underwear!

Apple Box

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Apple Inc. came out with something new today an ZOMG it does something cool and I don’t know what it is but it’s better than the old one and holds more things and has more other things so yes I will need it when can I order it? Also, is it shiny? I hope it’s shiny! Or black! Black is good to. Maybe shiny on one side and black on the other? Is it made out of glass, or made out of metal, or some amazing combination of glass and metal!? Like a damn spaceship!

But really, Apple Inc. is the maker of fine consumer electronic devices for your Digital Lifestyle™. (Also, they make computers.)

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RunBot

RunBot

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RunBot does just one thing. He runs. I mean, he does have clamping hands, but those are just to tie his running shoes. Which he never wears. Because he is a robot. You can tell he runs fast because of the wind rushing behind him. Run RunBot Run!

This one goes out to all the RunBots at Daily Mile, and those crazy kids at Fit Milwaukee like @bananza and @tmgessner and @amykant.

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Robot with Hat & Sunglasses

Robot with Hat & Sunglasses

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Aw yeah, this robot is Mr. Cool. I mean, he’s got a cool hat and cool sunglasses. In fact, he’s so cool, he wears his sunglasses at night. (Actually, he wears them all the time as they are part of his Vision System and he cannot function without them.) You know, I think this robot may have been inspired by LL Cool J, which seems weird, but I call ’em like I see ’em.

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Camera

Camera

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This camera is a color camera… not only does it shoot in color, it is full of colors. It’s bursting with colors! I was slightly inspired by RED who makes cameras that are typically black in color, but shoot in RAW mode for the best possible capture of color. Every now and then I use a RED ONE camera. (In fact, there’s one behind me right now…) Enjoy your color camera!