Thanks for interest in the Mac OS X Virus! Please read the following to install.
Locate the “virus” file. (Your best bet in finding it is some untrusted source.)
Download the “virus” file.
gunzip the “virus” file.
untar the “virus” file.
su to root.
run the virus.
Look, I know it’s a lot of work. Honestly Windows is still light years ahead of Mac OS X as far as automatic installs of viruses.
TO DO: Write a nice GUI for the “virus” that has a cool Aqua look to it and asks for an administrator password before running.