I found an unopened Farallon iPrint in a junkbox at the office… (It’s a LocalTalk-ethernet bridge.) I’m thinking I’ll be able to do something wacky, like put a really old Mac online. Now I just need to dig through the basement junkpile and find a pre-ethernet PowerBook and see what I can come up with.
See? I knew saving almost every Mac part I’ve come across in the last 10 years would pay off!
(Hmmm, come to think of it, I used to have a LocalTalk-ethernet bridge somewhere… I think it might be in the garage…)