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After the big hoo-ha about the question of Whose voice is it anyway? I had to think long and hard about doing this, but dangit, Free Speech will not be silenced!

Niall, I’m behind you buddy! So I’m putting it out there, my very own (heavily) modified propoganda-like artwork about corporate blogging, and the view of it from big bizness…

I just hope “the man” can handle it, and they don’t come down on me too hard!

Remember my brothers and sisters,

FIGHT THE POWER!

(Note: This post is in no way related to my employer, I speak only for myself, and occasionally for my cats. Some settling may occur during hypertext transport. Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii unless it’s a Tuesday. Return unused portion for a partial refund.)

I must say, when it comes to the intersection of movie titles and math, I am teh genius!

Bruce Willis starred in The Fifth Element.

Brad Pitt starred in Se7en.

Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt were both in
12 Monkeys.

As long as we’re working with small numbers like 5, 7, and 12, I got the mad math skillz…

(Ok, technically, 12 Monkeys and Se7en came out before The Fifth Element, but that’s ok, cuz it works in reverse too using some method known as subtraction, no really, look it up…)

Dear co-workers…

I threw out the chocolate milk in the refrigerator we share. It was not mine, and no one seemed to know whose it was. Luckily you were all too polite to touch anyone else’s stuff, but I figured since it expired in November of 2004, it was time to go. If it was yours and you still wanted it, well, sorry…

P.S. If it was your 4 month old chocolate milk and you had planned to drink it, you should be thanking me, I probably saved your life.

You know, when you read about cameraphones that have 5, 6 or 7-megapixel resolution, you start to wonder about when the device stops being a phone that can take pictures and starts being a camera that can make phones calls…