The following is an unordered list of things Loosey the Cat has attempted to eat, or has eaten, or has at least chewed on a bit, in the last two years:
- Macaroni & cheese
- Pancakes (blueberry and non-blueberry)
- Cupcakes (just nibbled the tops)
- Tinkerbell’s vomit (Tinkerbell is the other cat)
- Popcorn
- Turkey
- Iam’s cat food
- Kitchen sponge (may have smelled like chicken)
- Donuts
Don’t get me wrong, I have not offered all of these things to Loosey, she often decides what to eat, and when to eat it without consulting with me. As for the “Tinkerbell’s vomit” item, for all I know Tinkerbell vomits on a daily basis but I never know it. Kudos to Loosey for cleaning it up so I don’t have to. (That does not lower the “gross” factor though.) She has only chewed up two kitchen sponges, and that happened in the same week, I’ll call it a phase. As for the donuts, she managed to remove one from a plastic bakery bag on Saturday night, but she was caught in the act Sunday night trying to compromise the security device protecting the donuts. The donuts were properly secured after that, and she was punished appropriately.
(Hey, it just ain’t the web without posts about cats…)