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Will Microsoft ever play nice with the web?

When you hear about a web-based RSS aggregator from Microsoft and it says it “doesn’t work in Firefox” are you at all surprised? Would you expect anything else?

Do you think it works in any browser/platform besides IE/Windows?

And if someone feeds you that crap about how it was developed using IE, but later they will make it work in Firefox or Safari, or lynx, it’s most likely a load of crap, and if it isn’t a load of crap, then it’s just proof that Microsoft hires people to build stuff like this that just do not understand the web, because the killer web developers/designers I know certainly don’t work that way…

Honestly, everytime I see something from Microsoft that someone else has already done (and done better) I’m convinced it’s just added to the MS CheckList so they can say “Yeah, we got that” as in “Search? We got that” and “Blogs? We got that” and “Aggregator? We got that” and on and on…

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More Regex Madness

Some advice you can apply to your text processing needs:

When in doubt, add another 50 lines of regular expressions…

Really. I’m serious. Any text processing problem can be solved by adding in more regular expressions to your code.

It may be ugly, you may be laughed at and looked down upon, but at the end of the day, when your text is cleaner, and it’s all sitting in MySQL nice and proper, you’ll be the one looking down on those who poo-poo adding in 50 lines of (completely ridiculous) regular expressions…

Mark my words… I know of what I speak!

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Representing

While it may be somewhat true that everyone represents the company they work for and there is a weird connection between a blogger and their employer, Like Ben, I think this can be a good thing, or a bad thing, or a little of both. I can even see why Dave doesn’t quite get it

For some people, ok, specifically for some bloggers who happen have careers at companies that they really like, they are likely to be ethused about the work they do, and chances are that work is a passion of theirs, and if they’re gonna write about something, they’re gonna write about their passion, which is also their field of work. Make sense? All intertwined. Probably a good thing. Of course too much enthusiasm can be bad, that’s why they tell people to curb their enthusiasm, right?

There are also people who happen to blog, and happen to have jobs (as opposed to careers) where they do their work, and it ain’t work they exactly love, but they do it, and it puts bread on the table (pumpernickel or rye) and keeps the bill collectors at away. Chance are these people will not mention work, or if they do, it’ll be very non-specific, or about how it sucks and they’ll use Blog*Spot and not use their name…

And as far as people always representing the company they work for, 24 hours a day, whether on the clock or not, I think that’s nuts. Many people I’ve talked to have the philosophy thay you do your job, and at the end of the day you go home and do whatever the heck you please (as long as it’s legal.) I mean, if some Kmart employee likes to get drunk and kinky on their off time I’m not going to boycott Kmart. (I’ve got other reasons to boycott Kmart anyway.)

To think that people have to be held to some higher standard because some company gives them a paycheck every two weeks seems goofy. We all make mistakes, on and off the job. Correct them, learn from them, do a good job, and maybe you’ll get to keep your job for another two weeks…

Is this all just a part of the web world? Do people who do not work in the internet industry deal with this? I would think they do, but maybe in a less magnified way. (I remember someone telling me they wouldn’t go to a movie theater of a small town because the owner was having an extra-marital affair. So maybe this is nothing new?)

Face it, we’re all slaves to something…. Corporate masters, our own standards, what other people think… whatever…

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Corporate Blogging

After the big hoo-ha about the question of Whose voice is it anyway? I had to think long and hard about doing this, but dangit, Free Speech will not be silenced!

Niall, I’m behind you buddy! So I’m putting it out there, my very own (heavily) modified propoganda-like artwork about corporate blogging, and the view of it from big bizness

Corporate Blogging

I just hope “the man” can handle it, and they don’t come down on me too hard!

Remember my brothers and sisters,

FIGHT THE POWER!

(Note: This post is in no way related to my employer, I speak only for myself, and occasionally for my cats. Some settling may occur during hypertext transport. Offer not valid in Alaska or Hawaii unless it’s a Tuesday. Return unused portion for a partial refund.)

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Math/Movie Genius

I must say, when it comes to the intersection of movie titles and math, I am teh genius!

Bruce Willis starred in The Fifth Element.

Brad Pitt starred in Se7en.

Bruce Willis and Brad Pitt were both in
12 Monkeys.

As long as we’re working with small numbers like 5, 7, and 12, I got the mad math skillz…

(Ok, technically, 12 Monkeys and Se7en came out before The Fifth Element, but that’s ok, cuz it works in reverse too using some method known as subtraction, no really, look it up…)