2009.10.22

So last year, during MilwaukeeDevHouse3 I gave old pal Boone a bit of guff as he was doing some writing for National Novel Writing Month and I told him I would just write a Perl script to write my novel for me.

Well, I did. I wrote nanowrirobot.pl around the end of November, but I never actually published what nanowrirobot.pl wrote for me. So here it is…

Enjoy some of the excerpts below, and then download a PDF of the whole thing…

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I ended up using source text from various places… Text of Obama’s Speech: A More Perfect Union, 75 words every sci-fi fan should know, and I believe the Unofficial Jargon File Word Lists. At least that’s what my notes tell me… Here’s some more!

     Robots they’re foot roaches. Crunch download screwages bum inequalities. Pod short-term pessimals middle monstrosity. Skrogs CTSS values terminaks ENQ specific. Waldos muttered annoywares ping. Crank strudels seggies labor gas it shape. Emailing organized TANSTAAFL benefits puffing. Blocks Constitution truly GOSMACSes evidence. Prints flavorful clocked glorks ANSI primary latest dogwash flags. Students NMI arg passed psychedelicwares. Sharewares wonkiest frobnicating her chanop chrome posts. Spawn because blitters weedses simply. Prisons called rehi issues segfaults foregrounded blitters victories jolix. Risk whack dominated nine Trinity plonks. RTS snivitzes smoking society Berzerkeley.

Yeah… it’s that good!

Anyway, come to MilwaukeeDevHouse4 and write a novel… if you dare!

One Response to “National Novel Writing Month.pl”

  1. El GabeoNo Gravatar says:

    Actually, I find this excerpt quite compelling:

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    Of course, your Novel isn’t really formatted correctly. I’d love to see your script output something formatted to a manuscripting standard.

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